![]() 08/03/2018 at 20:58 • Filed to: shitpost | ![]() | ![]() |
Here be a mens bathroom sink in a micro brewery.
It’s not a place I goto often, but I’m familiar with its modern design.
Yet of all days, why would today be the day that I wonder how many drunk d-bags piss into it?
![]() 08/03/2018 at 21:21 |
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Bimbos in Seattle, back in my hipster days: hundreds of people crammed into zero square feet, one bathroom per gender. Men’s room had a stall and a urinal. Sink out in the open, right next to the doorway. Only place I’ve ever been where there was a line to piss into the sink. I held it in and waited for the urinal.
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I’ve neeever peed in a stink
![]() 08/03/2018 at 21:53 |
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Live a little
![]() 08/03/2018 at 22:11 |
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Shower is another story
![]() 08/03/2018 at 22:43 |
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It was sarcasm. What is it about booze that makes you want to pee in weird places
![]() 08/03/2018 at 23:14 |
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I was s hitfaced in college a nd went into an ally to pee. Someone with a basement apartment had there kitchen window open and I peed through there window into their sink. It’s the worst thin g I’ve ever done and I feel bad for it. I Also still laugh about it which I feel bad ab out too.
![]() 08/03/2018 at 23:21 |
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I mean, the drain slit is quite wide to handle a heavy flow.
Not that it SHOULD ever come to that...but it’s there lol
![]() 08/03/2018 at 23:29 |
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Hahaha. That is amazing! The worst/best thing I ever did was take a leak in some ones koi pond in their front yard.
![]() 08/03/2018 at 23:45 |
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I know this urge, but I’ve also found that this effect diminishes with age, suggesting the real cause is just plain ol’ idiocy. Of which I committed a great deal in my younger days.
![]() 08/03/2018 at 23:53 |
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A bar called Cheap Shots, NYC, circa 2006 : the men’s room toilet has overflowed , but the bathroom floor is a step down from the door, so there is a line to stand in the open doorway and piss into the 4” deep sewage pond that used to be a perfectly functional, albeit dirty, bar bathroom . The guy behind me watched over my shoulder and commented to those in line on my range and accuracy. Most disgusting place I’ve ever been in my life. Fun night otherwise, though.
![]() 08/04/2018 at 01:14 |
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The thing I hate about these creative sinks is that they never make them out of stuff that can stand up to water. They’re always like regular concrete or marble or something and from 2-3 months onward are clearly eroding away. There’s one in downtown Seattle that has eroded so badly that I’m sure it’s not possible to clean and water collects in it (and splashes out). So stupid.
![]() 08/04/2018 at 08:46 |
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peeing into a sink, no thanks
try peeing into a hand dryer
![]() 08/05/2018 at 10:29 |
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![]() 08/05/2018 at 14:20 |
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Peeing into your average hand dryer; not so bad. Peeing into a dyson airblade has to be like being in a tropical storm.
![]() 08/05/2018 at 14:20 |
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10/10 I’d hit that.
![]() 08/05/2018 at 14:21 |
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Ok. This is off topic but I hate these. They say that they’re more sanitary, but the gap isn’t big enough and I always end up touching the side which can't be clean
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Basically aerosolizes everyone’s germs.
![]() 08/05/2018 at 14:47 |
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now theres a thing i never would have considered... till they put a sign on it
now im strangely tempted
![]() 08/05/2018 at 14:55 |
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Ewwwww
![]() 08/05/2018 at 15:12 |
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For all the times I shoved my junk in a Dyson vacuum with amazing results, I was thoroughly disappointed with their hand dryer and hair dryer.
![]() 08/05/2018 at 15:59 |
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I want to put those signs on everything, now...
![]() 08/05/2018 at 15:59 |
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There’s a 100% chance that’s happened...
![]() 08/05/2018 at 17:21 |
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don’t.
![]() 08/05/2018 at 17:24 |
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Sadly the question must be asked:
What broke first, the vacuum or your junk?
Also, I’m pretty sure the vacuum needs therapy now.
![]() 08/05/2018 at 21:55 |
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Yes, thank you. Its almost like one of those reusable cloth towel rolls Communist bloc airports used to have.
![]() 08/06/2018 at 06:27 |
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do it
*for science*